So.In dwarf fortress, I am currently under siege.

I have my military camped out in front of the gates, but sometimes one gets dumb when I try to bait the goblins in and gets slaughtered.

This time two dwarves of mine, a wrestler and a hammerdwarf decided to run out into deaths… except… my wrestler gets his arms and legs lopped off and is bleeding out horribly. So my hammerdwarf, being the badass that he is, decides TO PICK UP MY WRESTLER AND USE HIM AS A BITING WEAPON, THEY ARE BOTH STILL ALIVE, AND MY HAMMERDWARF IS DRAGGING AROUND A FUCKING KILLING MACHINE IN ONE HAND AND HIS WARHAMMER IN THE OTHER, JESUS CHRIST.

THIS GAME.

THEY ARE RUNNING AWAY FROM THE DUO OF DEATH, THEY HAVE TAKEN THEIR WHEATIES TODAY.